Metal Insider Talks With Rob Trump About ‘The First 100 Songs’

Anal Trump surprised us when they dropped 100 new songs for their latest effort, The First 100 Songs, earlier this week on Election Day (6th). Metal Insider contributor Jeff Podoshen reached out to Rob Crow …er… Rob Trump about the fresh tunes.

Can you tell us about your Super PAC?

Not a whole lot at this time. It’s still being worked out what we can/should do with it.

Will you be holding events with prominent politicians and will I have the opportunity to give large donations for access to my elected representatives?

Not that I have any knowledge of.

Can you tell us a little bit about the inspiration behind songs like “Harriet Tubman Is, Like, A 3” and “If I Don’t Respect Women, Then How Come I Own a Beauty Pageant?”

Harriet Tubman was a woman who escaped slavery in 1849. Upon reaching safety, she immediately began helping organize and carry out raids helping free others. During the Civil War, she became an armed scout for the Union Army.

Later in life, she became a dedicated suffragette, traveling the states to speak on women’s right to vote.

In 2016, it was suggested that she replace slave-owning 7th President Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill. Trump’s reaction to this idea was quoted as, “You want me to put that face on the twenty-dollar bill?” and suggested she be on the $2 bill, which is no longer printed.

Trump bought the Miss Universe Pageant in 1996 until he had to sell it off in 2015, after all, its business relationships severed ties with him regarding his comments on Mexicans.

During that time he was said to have committed any number of creepy acts, such as in his own words, “I’ll go backstage before a show, and everyone’s getting dressed and ready and everything else”.

He has also publicly stated, “Nobody has more respect for women than I do. Nobody.“