The alien visitors known as GWAR have been on earth since 1985, and they just announced a US tour to commemorate their 30 years of terror and blood splattering. In the midst of a legal battle with the father of the late David Brockie (aka Oderus Urungus, who passed away on March 23rd, 2014), the ’30 Years Of Total World Domination Tour’ will start in late summer, with tickets going on sale this Friday, May 1st.

Said Pustulus via the GWAR Facebook page:

“I’ve survived prisons, gulags, religious protests, surfing a crucial wave on D-Day, and even an ISIS spaghetti dinner, so this is nothing. Bring it on! GWAR is coming!, Where is Baltimore?”

Baltimore? Oooph, too soon. Coming along on the 20-date tour will be Butcher Babies and Battlecross.

GWAR w/Butcher Babies and Battlecross:
8/25: Millvale, PA @ Mr. Smalls Theater
8/27: Des Moines, IA @ Wooly’s
8/28: Lincoln, NE @ Bourbon Theater
8/30: Lawrence, KS @ Granada
8/31: Tulsa, OK @ Cain’s Ballroom
9/1: San Antonio, TX @ Kapones
9/2: Baton Rouge, LA @ Varsity Theater
9/3: Mobile, AL @ Soul Kitchen
9/4: Birmingham, AL @ Iron City
9/5: New Albany, IN @ Rustic Frog – Befuddled Fest
9/6: Winston-Salem, NC @ Ziggys
9/8: Wilmington, NC @ Ziggys By the Sea
9/9: Jacksonville, FL @ Freebird Live
9/10: Chattanooga, TN @ Track 29
9/11: Sauget, IL @ Pop’s
9/14: Poughkeepsie, NY @ The Chance
9/15: So. Burlington, VT @ Higher Ground
9/16: Reading, PA @ Reverb
9/17: Huntington, NY @ The Paramount
9/18: Rochester, NY @ Water Street Music Hall

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