Ever Wanted To Go On A Spa Date With Josh Freese And Twiggy Ramirez?

Posted by on April 5, 2011

Well, Josh Freese is hoping so. We thought the A Perfect Circle drummer offered some unique packages for 2009’s Since 1972. But Freese has officially outdone himself with the special deluxe packages for his new EP My New Friends. While the most expensive package ($75,000) is the same as last time, Freese throws in some even wackier packages this time around. Read about each package for the EP below for yourself.

$5:

*Digital download of My New Friends.

$12:

*My New Friends CD Digipak

$50:

*Thank you phone call from Josh for purchasing his record.

*My New Friends CD Digipak

*Since 1972 CD/DVD

*Bumper Sticker “I  Josh Freese’s New Friends”

$125 (limited edition of 100):

*All 3 of Josh’s solo CD’s (The Notorious One Man Orgy, Since 1972 and My New Friends)

*Thank you phone call

*Set of Signed Drumsticks

*Copy of Josh’s 5th grade report card

*1 of Josh’s boarding passes from a past flight

*Bumper Sticker “I  Josh Freese’s New Friends”

*1 mystery item

$350 (limited edition of 25):

*Take Josh to lunch at PF Changs in Long Beach

*5 copies of both My New Friends and Since 1972

*Copy of Josh’s 5th grade report card

*Bumper Sticker “I  Josh Freese’s New Friends”

*Signed drumhead

*Signed sticks

*Signed photo

$7,500 (limited to 1):

*Engage in light “80’s hair metal/pinup girl gossip” w/ Tommy Lee, Josh and Danny Lohner while a ‘C List Porn Star’ applies ‘corpse paint’ to your astonished face. Next you’ll be escorted to the opulent gardens of Castle Renhold‘r, where the 4 of you will be Throwing Bones under the midnight moon in a blasphemous attempt to evoke the spirit/entity of YOUR CHOICE! (BYOB)

*10 Copies of “My New Friends”

*Get a diddy written about you for next record (not necessarily a full on song but definitely a “diddy”)

*$50 gift certificate to PF Changs

*Since 1972 CD

*The Notorious One Man Orgy CD

*Copy of Josh’s 5th grade report card

*Bumper Sticker “I  Josh Freese’s New Friends”

*Signed drumhead

*Signed sticks

$7,500 (limited to 1):

*Get a mani/pedi with Twiggy and Josh followed by a body wrap or massage

*Go to ‘Color Me Mine’ with Twiggy and Josh, put all your creative forces together and create the most kick-ass plate ever!

*10 Copies of “My New Friends”

*Get a diddy written about you for next record (not necessarily a full on song but definitely a “diddy”)

*$50 gift certificate to PF Changs

*Listen to 5150 and discuss how it has helped or hurt you over time

*Since 1972 CD

*The Notorious One Man Orgy CD

*Copy of Josh’s 5th grade report card

*Bumper Sticker “I ♥ Josh Freese’s New Friends”

*Signed drumhead

*Signed sticks

$7,500 (limited to 1):

*Dexter Holland (from The Offspring) will fly you and Josh up to San Luis Obispo

*Lunch at the Madonna Inn with Josh and Dexter

*Visit Bubble Gum Alley (discreet parking available)

*10 Copies of My New Friends

*Get a diddy written about you for next record

*$50 gift certificate to PF Changs

*Since 1972 CD

*The Notorious One Man Orgy CD

*Copy of Josh’s 5th grade report card

*Bumper Sticker “I  Josh Freese’s New Friends”

*Signed drumhead

*Signed sticks

$7,500 (limited to 1):

*Cruise down to Hollywood Park with Knoxville and Josh to bet on horses for the afternoon

*Hit up “Build-A-Bear” with Knoxville and Josh on way back and create some unbelievably cute stuffed animals

*10 Copies of “My New Friends”

*Get a diddy written about you for next record

*$50 gift certificate to PF Changs

*Since 1972 CD

*The Notorious One Man Orgy CD

*Copy of Josh’s 5th grade report card

*Bumper Sticker “I  Josh Freese’s New Friends”

*Signed drumhead

*Signed sticks

$10,000 (limited to 1):

*100 Copies of “My New Friends”

*Take home Josh’s now infamous Volvo 940 Station Wagon (Perfect for hauling drums, plenty of room for getting busy in spacious back-seating area. Good for trips to Good Will or disposing bodies.)

*Make Josh’s next record for him

*Josh joins your band for 2 days (quick book some studio time!)

*”Motorboat” Sarah for a minute or so (Josh’s wife’s friend…couples welcome, discreet parking available)

*$100 gift certificate to PF Changs and a bumper sticker that says something funny on it.

$75,000 (limited to 1):

*Josh joins your band for a month (or becomes your personal assistant)

*Take home one of Josh’s drumsets

*Josh writes and records a 5 song EP entirely about YOU.

*Take Shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from Tool’s Lamborgini.

*500 copies of “My New Friends” (start your own online CD store…specializing in just this one CD)

*Go get matching outfits at Tommy Bahama’s and make everybody very sad.

These packages may be a bit pricy, but if we had the money we would totally purchase one of them for the chance to go to the spa with two A Perfect Circle members or take shrooms with Danny Carey. And it’s not too hard to believe that someone would shell out that kind of money for something like this. One 19 year old paid $20,000 last time around to go miniature golfing with Freese, meet a crap load of rock stars and have two songs recorded about him. Pretty expensive, but pretty awesome too considering Freese’s legacy.

So if you have a crap load of money and want to purchase one of these packages, go to Freese’s official website. If you do end up purchasing any of the above, let Metal Insider know so we can totally be jealous of you!

 

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