Bison b.c. Comment On Border Detainment, Release Best Statement Ever

Posted by on February 10, 2011

Canadian stoner metallers Bison b.c. were suppose to play a one-off show at Seattle’s El Corazon this past weekend with Eyehategod. However, the group never made it to the gig because they were detained at the U.S./Canadian border. While it sucks that they couldn’t play the show, the incident gave us this awesome statement made by guitarist/vocalist James Farwell:

“Due to our vicious plot to undermine the American economy and to destroy the citizens of the United States of America’s belief in freedom and baseball or whatever, we weren’t allowed to cross that fascinating imaginary line. More likely due to a fucking clerical error somewhere in Corporate America, the fine people at Homeland Security had no choice but to keep Americans secure from us dirty fucking Canadians. But fear not my fellow poser Canadians, we will get our fucking paper work in order soon enough and be down destroying things before you can say, ‘Does Celine Dion shit in the fucking woods?!,’ — and yes indeed she does. Peace on Earth.”

Currently, these “dirty fucking Canadians” are in the studio recording their follow up to the critically acclaimed Dark Ages. We’ll keep you posted when Bison b.c. finally cross the border.


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