Seriously, what the fuck, Mastodon? I already spent $40 plus shipping on the “tunnel book” edition of Crack the Skye. Now you’re taking pre-orders on a “Royal Edition” (I have no idea why it’s called that) in brand new gold-stamped packaging and artwork with a cool warthog lithograph, all designed by the incomparable Paul Romano. It looks hawt.
I want it so bad, but can’t bring myself to spend another $40 on the same album for another deluxe packaging edition. Come on, loyal Insiders, buy Uncle Dan one of these for the holidays. I’ll trade you…((shuffles through prize closet))… a Tony Robbins self-help DVD! Why do we have this?
