For some godforsaken reason, I’ve been hearing more country music at my day job lately. Now, not all country is bad, but the last place I want to hear it (besides my own car) is at work. And believe me, people still love this shit because I see it on the charts all the time. They all sound exactly like Bo Burnham’s “Country Song.” I’ll be the first to tell you that there are many metal bands that sound the same whether its instrumentation or lyrical content, but I’d rather hear 100 songs about Satan or someone’s skull getting crushed than 5 songs about pick-up trucks and trying to justify displaying the Confederate Flag. Ever hear “Accidental Racist?” If cringe was a person they would cringe at that song. Bleh. Okay, rant over. Have some metal.