Category Archives: Conspiracies

Dave Mustaine Claims Obama Staged Aurora, Sikh Massacres

Posted by on August 15, 2012

[youtube]http://youtu.be/KyDmoCDgqBk[/youtube] Oh Dave Mustaine. As the frontman of Megadeth, he’s nothing less than an idol, the singer of one of the Big Four bands that’s still putting out good, relevant music. As a political commentator, he’s somewhere between a redneck uncle at Thanksgiving after some Old Grand Dad and a guy walking around Union Square […]

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Have Eyehategod Been Banned By Scion A/V?

Posted by on April 13, 2012

This much is indisputable: over the past five years or so, Scion A/V has been one of the biggest supporters of underground metal. Any major corporation that’s held festivals and label showcases, and put out free music by extreme bands is ok in our book. That’s why we’re a little surprised to hear Eyehategod’s accusation that they have been […]

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Cradle Of Filth Frontman Dropped From Suffolk’s “Icon” Race Despite Getting The Most Votes

Posted by on January 5, 2011

Cradle Of Filth may not be a household name in America. But the extreme black metal group’s controversial music and visuals has made them the most successful metal band to come out of the U.K. since Iron Maiden. That would explain why frontman Dani Filth received the highest votes in a ranking for Suffolk County’s […]

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MetalSucks’ Bizarre One-On-One With Andrew WK

Posted by on January 29, 2010

MetalSucks scored (what has lately been) a very rare interview with Andrew WK regarding his multiple-actor conspiracies, and it’s a doozy. Loaded with evasive answers and carefully thought out phrasing, it leaves no question that there are only three possible realities: – There really are multiple people portraying/have portrayed Andrew WK in an official capacity. […]

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Ex-Andrew W.K. Drummer Isn’t Sure What’s Going On Either

Posted by on January 19, 2010

Our buddies MetalSucks.net are on the Andrew W.K. conspiracy beat as well, and they’ve posted a lengthy interview with Obituary and former Andrew W.K. drummer Donald Tardy. Tardy’s take? He’s pretty sure/adamant there is only one Andrew W.K., though the conspiracy “proof” throws him off, too. We’re hoping to be at Andrew’s February 23 public […]

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