Somehow, Noisey got their hands on a clip of Justin Bieber humming the opening solo to Metallica’s “Fade to Black.” Yeah, that Justin Bieber, the guy that’s like the new Hanson, or Vanilla Ice, or whatever teen idol will be irrelevant in a few years. The guy that was born in between the Black Album and Load. Does this mean that the next Bieber album is going to shred? Does it mean that Metallica is essentially classic rock for 19 year-olds? We’re not sure what it means, but it’s bumming us out, man.