If you’re a regular follower of Mastodon singer/guitarist Brent Hinds’ Instagram account, on Sunday, you noticed that he started working on a wood carving. That in and of itself is no surprise. He’s been known to carve tiki statues before. This time, however, he chose to carve a gigantic, well, other websites have referred to it as a “Mastodong.” Hinds himself refers to it as a “pawnus.” He’s apparently finished it up, with Hinds offering commentary via the below video from Fret12. “The balls came out nice,” he says. “Balls are always kind of weird, flopping every which way.” There’s no word on what Hinds is going to do with his wood. Maybe he’ll erect it somewhere, but it won’t have a hard time attracting attention. Penis.