New Steel Panther song is a Christmas miracle

Posted by on December 9, 2014

steel-panther-2014-billboard-press-650Steel Panther are no strangers to holiday songs, the filthy foursome have already recorded a song called “Sexy Santa.” However, they might have outdone themselves with “The Stocking Song.” The song was recorded while they were on the road with Judas Priest, and it’s a slower song – in fact, it’s acoustic and features a kazoo solo (two actually). According to the band, it was started in a backstage bathroom and finished in a hotel room. The song premiered on Billboard yesterday, and Michael Starr and Lexi Foxx spoke to the magazine about the song:

“We bring happiness to millions of people around the world. Why not during the holidays?” frontman Michael Starr tells Billboard. “We love to spread the love. The holiday season is the best time to pick up strippers at a strip club. The ones that are working on Christmas Eve usually  have no family and are really lonely. So it’s super easy to take them home and do some kissin’ underneath the camel toe.”

Adds bassist Foxx, “I like the holidays — I like to call them the highlidays. I’m definitely a Christmas kind of guy. For me, it snows all year ’round, if you know what I’m talking about. There’s always a bunch of snow, so I’m down with the holiday season. So when you listen to the song it’s about all kinds of cool presents you can get your chicks, or a chick, all kinds of bits and stocking stuffers that only we would think of.”

The song is available via digital retailers


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