We love some Kingdom of Sorrow here at Metal Insider. So that’s why we were psyched to see them take over for our bro-bros over at Metal Sucks yesterday. But while you can’t deny the musical heritage of Jamey Jasta and Kirk Windstein, their takeover was, um, a little list-heavy. It was like they were given the year-end issue of Entertainment Weekly or some shit. With that in mind here’s our top five list of Kingdom of Sorrow’s lists. Now go buy their album or enter below to win a Kingdom of Sorrow prize pack from us and the fine folks at Relapse Records.

1) Kirk Windstein Beats-Off To These Classic Porno Stars

Props for being both random and disturbing.

2) Kirk Windstein’s Five Best Foods To Try In New Orleans
Lot’s of seafood and alcohol, great list although it’s sad that BP may be ruining half of it.

3) Jamey Jasta’s Picks for Five Great Album Covers
Behemoth #5? Not a bad cover, but #5 of every album cover in history?

4) Jamey Jasta: Seine Funf Beliebste Deutsche Metal-Bands
No love for Blind Guardian? Doro? Axxis?

5) Kirk Windstein’s Favorite Musical Artists of All Time (For Right Now)
Safest list they have, and fine choices at that.

There may have been enough random lists to make VH1 jealous, but all of them were interesting in their own way and are worth checking out for yourself. And if you haven’t already entered for your chance to win a Relapse prize pack that includes the deluxe edition of the new album Behind the Blackest Tears, as well as a T-shirt and a copy of the band’s self-titled debut click you can still do so here.

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