Remember earlier this year, when Nine Inch Nails played their final live shows, supposedly ever? Well, it looks like Trent meant it. He announced via NIN’s Web site Sunday that he’ll be auctioning off much of his touring equipment via eBay. Right now, there’s an array of basses and guitars for sale, including a bizarre “banjitar” (pictured, right).  With five days left to go in the bidding, it doesn’t look like there will be any real bargains to be had, but hey, you could get a quality guitar or bass that was once handled by Trent Reznor. Or you could buy one and start a Hard Rock Cafe in your den. According to the site, “hundreds of items will be listed over the next several weeks such as guitars, keyboards, amplifiers, drums, staging, anvil cases, cables, rack/outboard gear, guitar effects, and pedal boards.” So if you thought NIN gear was “something you could never have,” you’re dead wrong. In fact, you’re “closer” than ever. Ok, I’ll stop with these dumb puns before I get “hurt.”