windsofplagueuglysweaterThis whole ugly Christmas sweater thing is an actual trend now for some reason. We’re guessing when Slayer did it last year, everyone saw dollar signs in their eyes and a way to sell some merch around the holidays. Because just about everyone is doing it. It’s beating a dead reindeer. At any rate, Winds of Plague are the latest to hop on the sled bandwagon, and have unveiled a limited edition sweater that’s only on sale until Sunday. Oh wait, it’s not a sweater either, just a crew neck long-sleeved shirt. Regardless, this shirt, which is as suitable for decking your friend in a mosh pit as it is for decking the hall, will set you back $24 and a lot of your dignity, but if you want to pick something up you’ll wear for maybe a month of the year max, you can do it here.

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Bram Teitelman