You can have your holiday sweaters (especially the ones that aren’t actually sweaters, but long sleeved shirts made to look like sweaters, I mean, seriously) and Halloween costumes. And while KISS appears to have the market cornered on branding and merchandise, Sick of it All might have beaten them to the punch with this mini-bat. Based off their song (and The Thing’s catchphrase) “Clobberin’ Time,” the band’s mini-bat is emblazoned with the band’s logo as well as “It’s Clobberin’ Time.” It’s a mini bat, so unless you’re planning on assaulting a garden gnome or a small child (not cool – not cool at all), the only thing you’ll be clobberin’ is your wallet, but even then, it’s only $15, so why not order one now, to give to a loved one for the holidays?
