Metal Blade recording artist and former That Metal Show co-host Don Jamieson can add another hyphen to his name – author. He’s co-authored You Might Be A Metalhead with fellow comedian Joe Bartnick. Described as “a humorous take on the world of hard rock and heavy metal,” we’re assuming it’s a metal-centric (and hopefully funnier) version of Jeff Foxworthy’s “you might be a redneck” brand of humor. We’d tell you to buy it, but since Don is down with Metal Insider, we thought it might be easier to have him convince you why you need his book. So without further ado, here’s Don Jamieson’s top five reasons to grab it.
Don Jamieson’s Top 5 Reasons To Buy You Might Be A Metalhead
5) I never slept with your sister. (I swear)
4) Get it before Oprah puts it in her book club and the price skyrockets.
3) With That Metal Show canceled, you have much more free time to read.
2) You’ve burnt out the copy of Eddie’s book in your bathroom.
1) I will shave your name into my sideburns.
