A few years ago, we terrified ourselves and probably alienated some readers by showing you a picture that fitness guru Richard Simmons tweeted out to his followers of him wearing black metal-inspired makeup. Yesterday, those pictures horrifyingly came to life, as Simmons posted a short video on Facebook of him prancing around with the caption “Sweat, hugs and Rock ‘n roll.” Hey, at least he knows how campy he is, but we wouldn’t be surprised if he lost a fan or two as a result of the upside down cross pants he’s rockin’. As we stated before, the eye makeup and shirt are a little more Alice Cooper than Abbath, but maybe Simmons’ version of ‘Sweatin to the Oldies’ now includes some first wave Norwegian black metal.