We know that Phil Anselmo is currently involved in his solo project Phil Anselmo and the Illegals, but when he is not tearing it up on stage or in the studio, he is cooking it up in the kitchen. In this parody video created by Joey Siler and Pantera cover band Good Friends and a Bottle of Whiskey, Phil teaches metalheads how to make some of his signature dishes such as “cemetery crepes.” Always the innovator, Phil is “reinventing the veal,” just put the pan on for 5 minutes on low, just simmer!” I won’t ruin anymore of the Pantera puns for you, but it would be pretty cool if this were real. No word on what Phil thinks of it… yet.