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We’re sure some Metal Insider readers are planning on sacrificing someone for Satan, but just don’t know the right way to go about it. Well, thanks to the 1994 VHS tape Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults,  you now have a detailed explanation on how Satanic cults sacrifice their victims. Using a pretty hot model and production values from a late night informercial, a law enforcement officer shows what the telltale signs of  a Satanic sacrifice are, using the markings from the May 1985 Clifford St. Joseph case. The police training tape might be creepier than an actual sacrifice. [via io9 and laughing squid]