Steel Panther’s new Panthermoji app does not guarantee getting laid

Posted by on March 3, 2017

It seems that Steel Panther has lowered the bar with their new emoji app on iTunes available today called “Panthermoji.” For those that think it will help you get laid, sadly, it’s not guaranteed, but you never know. Steel Panther announced the following on their Facebook:

“We are super f*ckin’ PSYCHED to FINALLY be able to share this! The brand new Steel Panther #Panthermoji app is now LIVE! So much good shit in this for you guys and guaranteed to get you laid*!

*getting laid not guaranteed.”

The app includes Custom Steel Panther emojis, Steel Panther reaction gifs, custom audio messages from the band, a Panther “make your own emoji” tool, and exclusive behind the scenes footage.

iTunes described the app as:

“Oh yeah it is. This is the official Steel Panther Emoji app. No wimpy crap like all the other apps, this one is bringing back metal the only way we know how – with sarcastic gifs and bitchin good looks. In fact, it’s already been downloaded by 17 people in Guam. It’s a big deal. It’s got custom gifs, audio messages and emojis that are guaranteed to get you laid*. Download the app and start letting the Steel Panther magic change your life.

*Absolutely not guaranteed to get you laid.”

The app is $0.99 to purchase and it is currently only available for iPhone and iPad users (sorry Android users!).

Download the App now or pre-order your copy of Lower the Bar out March 24 here.


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