Make someone your metal valentine with these VDay cards

Posted by on February 5, 2015

Hand_Valentines_1024x1024Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. If you’re cynical bastards like we are, it’s nothing more than a holiday made to sell chocolate, flowers and cards by the people at Russell Stover, FTD and Hallmark. However, a brand called Timewarrior might have just restored our faith in Valentine’s Day via their “Heavy Metal Heroes” ┬ácards. Featuring Lemmy, Ronnie James Dio, King Diamond and more. They’re pretty much perfect. They have that low-budget ’80s-like Valentine’s Day card vibe about them, but any metal fan would love a Dio card with him brandishing a sword with the saying “You’re my rainbow in the dark” or a Klaus Meine proclaiming “There’s No One Like You.” We’re not so sure about the Udo one, but it’s still an awesome idea.

You can pick some up here. And at 27 cards for only $12, it’s a pretty good deal.

[via Metal Sucks]


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