They stand around and they’re just good for barbeques. And they also have a particular filthy odor to them. Their pelts get very clotted with wretched fecal matter and the smell of piss.
Beer goes well with baby, human baby. There’s boiled baby, raw baby, fried baby, melted baby, tortured baby, blended baby, baby soup, baby pie. I mean, GWAR beer and dead baby just go together perfectly. Not to say the beer doesn’t go well with live baby. In fact, it’s often quite pleasurably to get the baby drunk on GWAR beer before you eat it.