The judicial system: how does it work? Well, if you’re Jonathan Schrap, a proud Juggalo, it works by you being sentenced to 3 1/2 years for cutting off a woman’s pinky and drinking her blood.  When you read about what Schrap did to this willing victim, you’d think that the gang he was affiliated with was more like Ms-13 than the Insane Clown Posse (yep, they’re still qualified as a gang).

To honor a departed Juggalo, Schrap and some friends participated in a “ritualistic memorial” in which they cut a woman’s forearm with a machete (not a hatchet) and drinking the blood that collected in a shot glass. Then they cut her pinky off and placed it in the freezer to cook and eat later. After trying to stop the bleeding with a car cigarette lighter, they then used a blowtorch. The woman’s boyfriend’s mom made her go to the hospital when she got home.

At any rate, Kansascity.com reports that Schrap was sentenced this past Friday on one count of second-degree reckless injury. We’re sure his Juggalo status will make him quite the badass in prison. Or, y’know, get him beat up a bunch. Depends on whether Green Bay prisons like Detroit rappers. There’s no word in the article as to whether Bloody Ruckus, who participated in the ritual but ran when cops came, was ever apprehended.

[via Metal Sucks]

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Bram Teitelman