You’ve gotta love Reddit. Whether it’s Metallica’s Lars Ulrich or a guy with two penises, their “ask me anything” features are usually fascinating, and the self-described “front page of the internet” is a great clearing house for ‘WTF’ information and photos. That’s why we weren’t that surprised to find a photo on the site of a Rottweiler that has vitiglio. The technical description is that the “dogs fur looses [sic] it’s normal color due to altered process of melanin formation or from destruction of melanin cells,” according to the Von Der Musikstadt breeder website. The non-technical description is much more straightforward and funnier too: the dog looks like a Juggalo.
The poor dog doesn’t know anything about the Insane Clown Posse. Or maybe he does, as the breeding website says that “emotional distress is a major triggering factor.” We’ve gotta say, given a choice between a Rottweiler with juggalo markings and a Norwegian lamb with corpsepaint markings, we’ll take the lamb every time.