Honorable Mention: Mötley Crüe’s Mötley Brüe

What’s worse than Mötley Crüe’s comeback album, Generation Swine? How about the soda that tied into it? Mötley Brüe was bright blue, and tasted like, from what we can remember, windshield washer fluid mixed with lots of sugar. It had the added bonus of having enough dye in it that your tongue, and anything you had the misfortune of spilling it on, would be blue for the foreseeable future. It was pretty horrible, and if you were to ask us for a soda recommendation, we’d suggest going with the one they call Dr. Pepper. That said, if you held on to your bottles, they’re going for over $20/bottle.