They say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. It’s a great time to let loose and maybe throw on that sexy thong underwear for a night out. However, at Rock in Rio USA, that person wearing the thong wasn’t an office drone cutting loose for the weekend or an aspiring stripper, but Metallica’s Lars Ulrich, who sported a whale tail while playing this past weekend.

Maybe it was an eye candy for all the ladies attending for Mother’s day, hence the flaming hot red choice of color or just that Lars thinks it looks good on him but whatever reason was, it is definitely The Thong That Should Not Be and the mental scars I got will ensure a long-lasting trauma and no matter how many years pass and therapy, the Memory Remains.

[Metalsucks, via WEBN]

Alix Vallecillo

Black Metal enthusiast from Los Angeles who thought was a good idea to grab a camera and shoot underground shows for the hell of it. Pseudo-writer with little to no expectations of ever winning a Pulitzer but totally down to write about your unknown band if it's good to my ears. I enjoy long walks on the beach, deep conversation, holding hands and attending Satanic music shows every now and then.

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