Don Jamieson and Jim Florentine are perhaps best known as the affable co-hosts of VH1 Classic’s That Metal Show. However, they’re comedians in their own right, and Tuesday is the release of their new CD Terrorizing Telemarketers Volume 5. You may be familiar with Florentine from Crank Yankers as well, so its obvious the guys know their way around a crank call. Now you can get your very own crank call from the guys! One lucky (?) winner will get a crank call from the guys by leaving a comment in the section below.
We also have a pair of tickets to give away to the CD release party on Tuesday (26) at the Studio at Webster Hall, if you’re in the NYC area. The show will feature an appearance from Gunfire N Sodomy, Jamieson’s “acoustic death metal” band. What’s that mean? You’ll have to come find out! Just leave a comment in the section below to qualify to win the call or tickets. For those in the area that don’t win, just pick up a copy of Terrorizing Telemarketers Volume 5 at the Union Square Best Buy and you’ll get a wristband good for free admission to the show. Without any further ado, here are Don Jamieson’s Top 10 Reasons To Attend the Release Party!
10. You can call Don “Wolverine” to his side-burned face.
9. All the chicks from the RED offices are coming and from what I hear…they’re pretty loose.
8. Jim and I will show you nude pics of Eddie Trunk.
7. You will help make the guy who gave us our record deal, guitar god Steve Vai, even richer.
6. You will get a copy of me and Jim’s awesome comedy CD, Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 5, which doubles as a great beer coaster.
5. We will all get drunk and call Eddie Trunk late at night with ridiculous “Stump The Trunk” questions.
4. The Yankees will be out of the playoffs and you’ll be in desperate need of a laugh.
3. Jim and I will sign your boobs (females only).
2. You will drink, listen to metal & hear filthy jokes instead of sitting home watching “The Real Housewives” with your ugly girlfriend.
1. You will get your face raped by my acoustic, death-metal band, Gunfire -n- Sodomy!
