Every Time I Die Yard Sale Sure To Please The Neighbors

Posted by on August 13, 2009

everytimeidie300Buffalo’s Every Time I Die are cleaning out the digs and selling their extra junk at a yard sale. Seriously. At a band member’s house. From vocalist Keith Buckley:

Ladies and gentlemen and illegitimate children of all ages…Every Time I Die is having their first and last “sh*t sale” this weekend on August 15th and 16th. Come by and hang with the band, buy their old gear and other miscellaneous items that no longer have any relevance for reduced prices! You got a band that just started that needs cred? Imagine showing up to play your family reunion with a cabinet once spit on by Andy Williams!

So head on down to scenic West Seneca for your chance to get some old ETID gear, road cases, merch, banners and other random knicknacks on August 15th and 16th from 9 AM until “whenever.” The address is 502 Meadow Drive, West Seneca, NY 14224, you stalkers.

So how long until some slick marketing guy tries to steal this idea as a legitimate and replicable promotion?


Categorised in: Whimsy