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Decrepit Birth drummer Samus Paulicelli is very talented. We’re not talking about his drumming, which is fine, but rather, his ass. A few months ago, he recorded “Fart Metal,” a song in which the vocals were provided by his posterior. And it turns out he’s a Star Wars fan too. He just recorded a purported version of the Imperial March with nothing more than a microphone and some dreams – oh yeah, and his ass. Decrepit Birth are a fine progressive death metal band, but Paulicelli is truly progressive. In a perfect world, his ass would be more popular than Kim Kardashian’s. May the farts be with you…

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Bram Teitelman