Tag Archives: The Beards

New and Noteworthy, May 13th: This work is timeless

Posted by on May 13, 2014

Weeks like this one are what make this column a joy for me to write. When there are so many high-quality albums debuting in a single week, I often don’t know where to begin, because I’m so excited about it all. I certainly hope you all enjoy this list as much I do!     […]

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The Beards streaming new album

Posted by on May 8, 2014

Australian quartet The Beards have written three albums so far about the glory of facial hair. Their fourth, The Beard Album, will be released in North America this coming Tuesday (13) and is streaming on The AV Club now.

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The Beards to release another album about beards

Posted by on February 27, 2014

[youtube]http://youtu.be/3C5nE4UqqLk[/youtube] Beards. Everyone loves them, but not many more than Australian act The Beards. So far, the group has three albums, all about beards. Their last album, Having a Beard is the New Not Having a Beard, featured the above classic, “You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man.” And while it’s going to be […]

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Sepultura cancel North American tour due to via issues

Posted by on October 29, 2013

If you were looking forward to seeing Sepultura on their headlining tour that kicks off this Friday, you’re going to have to make alternate plans, as the band just announced that they’re being forced to cancel tour plans. The tour will not be going on at all, which means that Unearth, Kataklysm, Scar the Martyr, […]

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A SXSW Guide To Metal Events

Posted by on March 8, 2013

With the interactive portion of the 27th annual SXSW festival kicking off today, downtown Austin is transforming into a shitshow of epic proportions. Literally thousands of bands, hundreds of vendors, countless other companies, and a four-story tall Doritos vending machine are transforming the usually semi-sedate streets of Austin into nine days of marketing, branding and music […]

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Johann Beardraven Of The Beards’ Top 5: Pieces of Advice for Today’s Epic Beard Wearer

Posted by on March 4, 2013

Last year, Australia’s The Beards caught our attention with the video to “You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man.”  And tomorrow (March 6), this group of rugged men who only sing songs about the greatness of beards will release their third album Having A Beard Is The New Not Having A Beard in […]

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Video: The Beards Think You Should Have Sex With A Bearded Man

Posted by on May 11, 2012

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C5nE4UqqLk[/youtube] Behold South Australia’s The Beards. As you might imagine, the members of the band are hirsute. In fact, every one of their songs are about beards – three albums worth. And while their new album, Having a Beard is the New Not Having a Beard doesn’t contain gems from their first two, like “A Wizard […]

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