Tag Archives: Jon Caramanica

Not Crab-core, Just “Signature Crouches”

Posted by on July 20, 2009

The above caption, taken from a New York Times profile of the crab-core, screamo-crunk-autotune-infested 2009 Warped Tour, is great on so many levels. Who is this Jon Caramanica, and why is a credible establishment like the New York Times hiring someone who takes this shit seriously? I’ve been trying to write about this growing phenomenon […]

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