Metal By Numbers 6/25: The charts are luminous

Metal By Numbers is a weekly column in which we look at the top metal sellers and debuts of the week. You know, doing this column sometimes feels like being a parent (without the vomit and the shitting). An album is announced by a band you like or some up and comer...

Iwatchedanewiwrestledabearoncevideoonce

[youtube]https://youtu.be/45fvwFunaKE[/youtube] In North Adams, Massachusetts, the police actually issued a warning urging residents to not get drunk and chase after bears with dull hatchets. This happened as the result of someone, well, getting drunk and chasing a...

Wade in the Water with Iwrestledabearonce

[youtube]https://youtu.be/uyaeGM9VXXw[/youtube] Remember when Iwrestledabearonce said they were going black metal and posted a photo of them in corpsepaint? We all had a good laugh, and then the band put out another album of their near uncategorizable heavy music....