Failblog has uncovered a picture of a birthday cake for a baby boy (we assume) named Slayer. However, we’d say that this is more of a win than a fail! I mean seriously, I wouldn’t mess with any kid named Slayer. Hell, I’d probably try and make friends with that kid in a heartbeat! Besides, Slayer is slightly better than naming your kid Anthrax, and any kid named Metallica would get bullied over St. Anger.

Plus, at least the cake has the right spelling…unlike this car.