Who would in in a fight, aging Misfit Glenn Danzig or talentless hack and rich gossip queen Perez Hilton?
Both of them have been in public fights in the past, Danzig for stepping to the North Side Kings and Perez for something involving Black Eyed Peas frontman Will.I.Am. Danzig infamously got knocked out in one punch after shoving NSK frontman Danny Marianinho at a show a few years back. Perez, on the other hand, got sucker punched by Will.I.Am’s manager, then took to his blog crying about it. The Black Eyed Peas music is an abomination to all mankind, but Hilton is an awful human being that deserves every punch he gets. Plus, Danzig should get a chance to redeem himself for his earlier fight.
And Glenn has a reason to swing if the two ever meet up. Unless he’s getting paid a ton of cash, it looks like Perez has co-opted his iconic first album cover for a T-shirt. I’m not sure who his target audience is with this. Demi Lovato? Soccer mom gossip addicts whose high school boyfriend wore the original? Hipsters? Either way, Perez Hilton should die, and we hope Danzig knocks him the fuck out if they ever run into each other.
BTW, there’s also a Poison, Look What the Cat Dragged In shirt after the jump, but whatever, they look like drag queens on that album anyway.