Metal Insider’s Top 5 is a column where we count down the top five of whatever we feel fits the formula.
I don’t think it would be a far stretch to call Discovery Channel’s Shark Week the most metal week known to cable television. Blood, science, and the apex predators of the deep, what more can you ask for (remember: We’re still talking about cable here)? So to celebrate this week dedicated to one of the most badass creatures on the planet, we’re going to countdown five of our favorite shark themed heavy metal songs. Darkest Hour’s music may be making an appearance on an episode this year, but will they make the list?
I did the research for you and typed “heavy metal shark” into Google Images. I was not disappointed.
5) Bitchslicer, “Sex with Sharks”
Speaking of all that scientific research I did… (Let’s just leave it at that)