5. Kirk Windstein (Crowbar/Down/Kingdom of Sorrow)

Crowbar frontman Kirk Windstein looks like he’s been cultivating his beard back since Beavis and Butt-head called the band “Music to sit around and get fat to.” However, Windstein’s facial hair didn’t really take on epic status until around the time he joined Kingdom of Sorrow. Now it’s a majestic graying monster.

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