5. Glenn Danzig (Danzig, Misfits) 5’4”
How short is Glenn Danzig? He’s so short that if he and Tipper Gore ever had a UFC-like stare-down (she inspired “Mother”), Tipper would be staring down at a man 3 inches below her brow. What he lacks in height, he makes up for in chest hair, baritone, and success.