2) Black Sabbath, “Snowblind” and Ozzy Osbourne, Blizzard of Ozz
Taken from Black Sabbath’s Vol. 4, this is a song that’s about walking through a blizzard, and there’s a snowstorm, so Ozzy can’t see so well. Oh wait, it’s really about cocaine? Oh. Well, there’s still lyrics about snow, right? And hey, it’s a badass song, one of Sabbath’s best. Are you sure it’s not about – uh, okay, it’s totally about coke. Well, At least we’ve got Blizzard of Ozz, the first solo album by Sabbath’s frontman, Ozzy Osbourne. It’s probably also about snow, right? RIGHT?